PSAS has a storied history in many adjacent alternate universes, but in this multiversal branch, everything below is fictional.
Founded in 1972 as the Squirrel Lovers of Princeton, the organization changed its name to PSAS in 1990 after someone pointed out its unfortunate acronym.
Despite rumors to the contrary, PSAS has never been secretly involved in crossbreeding experiments between black and orange squirrels.
PSAS was barred from organizing from 1995 through 1998 following a scandal that contributed to the eventual banning of the Nude Olympics. Two PSAS members had unleashed a scurry of squirrels on unclothed sophomores warming up in Pyne Courtyard.
A resurgent PSAS was instrumental in convincing international hero Doreen Green to serve as the 2001 Class Day speaker.
Research into the unique pigments found in squirrel fur led Princeton graduate students to develop the molecule that became the anti-veisalgia drug Sciurimtor in 2007.
President Obama invited members of PSAS to the White House in 2016 in recognition of their successful campaign for passage of the Furry Rodent Protection Act (FuRPA).
This organization is open to all Princeton University students interested in supporting our organization’s mission, regardless of identity, such as race, sex, ethnicity, national origin, or other protected characteristics.